certified-kindergartner:

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instoresnearyou:

wizardscience:

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

Originally posted by anue

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cityelf:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

• don’t understand twitter
  
• don’t understand twitter
• posts are in chronological order
• spite
• no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
• they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
• mega spite
•  like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
• Direct Contact with the Memes
• god, wht the fuk even is twitter
• they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

More reasons:

• tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
  
• shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
• like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

• This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

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ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

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bitchyblue:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

shiddi:

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

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atomicwrongs:

Horror Game: “Press [button] to run”

All gamers simultaneously, beginning to sweat: “…Why do I have to run”

Horror Game: “You can hide in closets”

All gamers, colour draining from their face as an instinctual, primal terror grips them: “WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE”

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kaalashnikov:

having ocs is weird

some of them are just like ideas and concepts while others are like people living inside your head demanding a nice room and snacks and attention and occasionally they poke you in the feelings when you’re least expecting it

some of them you spend forever coaxing out from a dark corner of your mind with some candy and some of them are always up in your shit

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capacity:

uselessgaywhovian:

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

Us after reading this caption

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